Wednesday, December 7, 2011

Philosophy for defects


- When you dig a hole, the pile of dirt always seems bigger than the hole itself.  The deeper you dig, the emptier it gets.  My back aches, my hands are blistered, and so on in an emo fashion...

- The truth is; the eyes are the windows to nothing but sacs of aqueous humour. 

- I get high a lot, but I don't think I know as much about aerodynamics as I thought.

- The plural of Jimi Hendrix?  Jimi Hendrices?...



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FILMS CRITICKING!

- The Beaver (2011)
Jim Henson's "Fight Club".

- Skyline (2010)
Like a reeeally long trailer for something that looks good.

There was some people in it.  I think they were actors...

- Spy Kids 4D (2011)
Smell is not a dimension.


- The Tunnel (2011)
A great remake of "The Blair Witch Project"... Sincerely.  I really enjoyed it.


Bye bye now!

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