Multiple Personality Disco

Okay so I didn't want to put up just a picture so I stole a blog post I did in the Beforetimes, the past.  It was for fREAKY pICNIC, a group blog I did with college folk from college.  Its kinda dead now but check it out why not, there's all kinds of lovely kick-assness n talenty artstuffs in the archives.

Extra Strong WONDERMINTS:

- If some dinosaurs evolved into birds and the purpose of evolution is for progress, does that mean velociraptors are shitter than chickens?

- If Elvis killed millions of jews would nobody grow sideburns anymore?

- What would win in a fight between a bear grylls and a tiger woods?

- Can I get a hell yeah?

- If the moon stayed in the same place over the earth, and it was at sea, would you get a mountain of water pulled up by the gravity?

- Is it all the chinese over there thats causing the earth to wobble on its axis?

- If sound can't travel through space does that mean I can't bring my ipod with me on the shuttle?

- Do amputees gain weight easier?

- If you're completely covered in hair, where does your hairstyle stop?

- If I'm floating in space with an obese spaceperson would I get drawn towards their stronger gravity?

- If igloos shield you from the cold, could I protect myself from the desert heat by building a fire around myself?

- How far back in time do you have to go so that its okay to have sex with your ancestor?

 - It'd be cool if we all lived in trees.

 For answers, check the back of your internet. 

ONE FILM CRITICKED!

- Black Swan (2010)

I masturbated twice.

BYE BYE myloveforyouhurtsme!

A new zest for life/Stockholm syndrome

Things I learned as an adult boy

-  If you find yourself caught in the middle of a conflict between two of your close friends, don't take sides. Remember that they are both your friends and that they both put you in an awkward position, so they can both go fuck themselves.  Make sure to steal valuable things and/or money from them before ignoring them and giving them dirty looks from now on.

-  The older you get, the more blackouts you have, so time seems to fly, unburdened by remembering things.

-  Some ladies like to perform oral sex, some ladies don't, but will commit demeaning and inhuman sexual horrors upon your person.  Even if you don't ask.

-  The older you get, the more blackouts you have, so time seems to fly, unburdened by remembering things.

-  Drunks and children speak the most truth.  But they're idiots so their truth counts for shit all.  Drunk children on the other hand...

-  Treat people as you'd like to be treated.  If you're a masochist get consent first.

-  "Chafing" is not a sexually transmitted disease.

-  There's a thin line between love and hate... Or a pill.  You could crush the pill maybe...

-  When engaging in occultist genocide, ask yourself "Is she really worth it?".

-  There hasn't been a shape-changing UFO hovering outside my window for years and years.  They call that "Moon".  It's kinda like a planet that goes around our planet.

-  I tend to give myself too much credit.  Coz wit d free txt msgs n all i dnt rly use d whole €20.

-  I'll never have friends like the ones I had when I was twelve.  I heard they gave the whole paedophile ring the death sentence.

and then bye bye.