I'd prefer to be a T-Rex.
A FILM CRITICKED!
- G.I. Joe: Rise of Cobra (2009)
Like "Team America", but the puppets were more wooden.
now i'm done
Welcome to my SPECIAL PLACE! A place I come to get away from the world, where I can open my mind and let stuff fall out. I might drool a little bit too, happens sometimes. If you find something fascinating, insightful or enlightening on this then its not supposed to be here, probably an accident. I'm bad at this.
Tuesday, December 20, 2011
Will surrender sanity for food
So my da says "Stop being a fucking dinosaur and get a job!"... I became an artist instead. It's like a job but you rarely get paid and you do something you love.
Wednesday, December 7, 2011
Philosophy for defects
- When you dig a hole, the pile of dirt always seems bigger than the hole itself. The deeper you dig, the emptier it gets. My back aches, my hands are blistered, and so on in an emo fashion...
- The truth is; the eyes are the windows to nothing but sacs of aqueous humour.
- I get high a lot, but I don't think I know as much about aerodynamics as I thought.
- The plural of Jimi Hendrix? Jimi Hendrices?...
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FILMS CRITICKING!
- The Beaver (2011)
Jim Henson's "Fight Club".
- Skyline (2010)
Like a reeeally long trailer for something that looks good.
There was some people in it. I think they were actors...
- Spy Kids 4D (2011)
Smell is not a dimension.
- The Tunnel (2011)
A great remake of "The Blair Witch Project"... Sincerely. I really enjoyed it.
Bye bye now!
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