Did I do a good thing boss, did I, huh?
FILMS CRITICKING!
- John Carter (2012)
... This seems familiar... ... Did he go to Kylemore College?
- Predators (2010)
Why is Adrien Brody?... Seriously, I'm tired of this...
- Melancholia (2011)
Not enough drunk John Hurt.
Pre-review!
Battleship
Brought to you by Hasbro! Manufacturers of children's toys.
Starring Rihanna, dead-eyed, whorish pop star! Taylor Kitsch, ex model and professional big-screen grunter and flexer!... And, Liam Neeson, Qui-gon Jinn...
... Why isn't euthanasia legal?...
theskinjustwontgrowbackwhy bye bye love ya! :D
Tall Warwick'a heah is still to big for his body! Messed up!
ReplyDeletehahaha i know! his anatomy seems to just outright refuse tallness!
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